J.R. Havlan wrote for The Daily Show for nearly two decades, winning eight Emmy Awards. After that, he wrote for The Tonight Show and consulted on various other projects, including writing for two Academy Award shows. He lives in New York City with his wife, son, and daughter.
Laughter is one of the secret ingredients to a happy marriage, and sometimes, the best way to spark a smile is with a delightfully cheesy pick-up line.
Whether you're trying to break the ice after a long day, lighten the mood during dinner, or simply remind your wife that she's still the one who makes your heart race, a well-timed joke can do the trick.
JR Havlen wrote some PG-13-rated pick-up lines—playful enough to make her giggle but clean enough to keep things lighthearted. So, get ready to unleash your inner comedian and charm your wife all over again!
"The kids are asleep. Whaddya say we hop into bed... and also go to sleep?"
"I want you to know that the reason I just lit a scented candle in our bedroom is not because I just farted in there."
"Are you from Seventh Heaven? Because you're the only 7 I see."
"Baby, you'll have my heart until the day I die. Mainly because I signed up as an organ donor."
"I bought you some edible underwear, but I ate it on my way home. Can we still have sex anyway?"
"It's been three weeks since we had sex. I know it's usually six, but I figured I'd take a chance."
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